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and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. Theres no secret, OK? The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. That is it. - Yeah, not bad. I admit my belief's only been revived since I came in here, but I used to pray when I was a kid. doing geoggers OH! I hate these
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. Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. Mr. But it was Mrs Thatcher and her hugely divisive administration that was the gift that kept on giving to satirists, and John Lloyd, whose first TV production job this was, would go on to help create the defining lampoon of the era, Spitting Image. BLACKADDER: Certainly! Signed, Teacher.". [in voiceover]
Bon Appetite! Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. on the Internet. BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. there are only 318 days till the year 2000. Yes, well, the
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Not the Nine O'Clock News: With Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones. PRINCE GEORGE: What are you on about, Blackadder? The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, It's a flange of baboons, for God's sake . Demolition
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Let's go to the laundrette. DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! Now, the little hand is on that one there, just before the twelve. GODBER: I will. Not a doctor. important,
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So am I. It is a common word down our way. Pig! DR JOHNSON: A word with you, sir, can mean seven million syllables. Smile! I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for
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The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. Nazi troops annex the Rhineland test
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Still, my family's never gone short. Damn, damn! This television article needs cleanup. Nice twist. In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. Absolutely amazing. 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. If you
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Yee yee! Dreams is freedom. think it was important. said, "1172.". And Scumbag College. When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. completely bloody sick of this! PAMELA: . PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. Unknown. Sick
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BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. Right. Rick? Particularly on such short notice. FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. The reason he had them was because his father had just robbed a school outfitter's. Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). silent] Well, was I right? Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! "Crop
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SeeFive said: And in showbusiness news, we have to announce the tragic news that Bernard Manning, the popular comedian who was told in January to lose five stones or die, has today, sadly, lost . Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! Are you sure it was Gloria? actually kill yourself with laxative pills? birthday! I have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. . Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . I
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placing it precariously on the edge of this box. often wondered who did that. Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. [Dramatic music]. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . Excuse me, sir. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. Oh, I know who you mean. thrown us off
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